May 2013
schaudwen:
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
lololz, wait is this an actual rule? I obvs have to look into this :3
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
overwhelmed-with-fandoms:
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
esc
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
truckzilla:
to all you americans out there
this is eurovision
seblaine:
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
